One of my best butt buddies Joseph Mustard has created the ultimate basketball hero named Slamm Dunk. I was so impressed with his work, I decided to draw a Slamm Dunk cover for him! And so here it is!
It's pretty crappy to his work. For the real "Slamm"ing experience, check out his Tumblr!
Joseph Mustard's Slamm Dunk Tmblr
Joseph Mustard's Slamm Dunk Tmblr pg 2
Read them all, they're quite excellent!
Longtime BTB followers you know I have a thing for taking pictures of toys. And so, I grabbed my trusty Magikarp and hit the beach!
Here's Magikarp performing his legendary move - SPLASH!
This one is very fartistic!
As is this one!
Super foamy!
Magikarp is one of my all time favorite Pokemon! Look at that face!
This almost looks like it's underwater!
At one point, some seagulls tried to come eat him! (I then tried to use him as bait to get a good pic, but they wouldn't play along!)
This pic was hard! A stupid dog came up and tried to eat him, then I got distracted by a the dog and a big wave came in and I got super soaked! Then I was yelling at the dog, "This isn't a toy!" And then I was like...wait a minute...
How much will a sand dollar buy these days?
The magnificent, the proud, the Magikarp!
This is my favorite picture of them all. I managed to capture the beauty and the glory of both the Magikarp and the beach.
On this rocks!
Beautiful colors!
I dated a girl once who kissed like this.
Classic!
Thanks for looking at my Pokemon!
I went to Portland Oregon recently! It's a really nice place where folks can live cheaply and so there are lots of artists, drunks, stoners, lowlifes and random weirdos. And cheap beer and strip clubs. AND a place called Freakybuttrue Pecularium that I happned to wander by one day. And so here it is!
This guy sits outside all day scaring kids!
He almost looks human, even close up.
Here's the outside...what mysteries reside inside?
There's actually a ton of wacky stuff to buy in this shop ranging from cheap novelty gags to ice cream to higher end art installations.
But the real fun, obviously, is running around looking at all the rad stuff. Like this 10 ft tall bigfoot! For reference, I'm six feet tall!
Bust of a nerd monkey.
This is the gross baby monster from It's Alive!
I don't know what this is.
Zombie bomber!
Jeff Goldblum.
I like the weird wide-eyed little blobby guy to his lower right better.
HAHA! I think this is one of the guys from the Muppet band. Or a Furry Freak Brother?
Fish Man.
They also have lots of neat art hanging around.
A lot of the art is pretty reasonable. This is only 25 dollars, which is pretty good.
But many things, like ths cat/dog painting are not for sale. Just for blargs like this.
Pretty.
This is the centerpiece of their store--the Alien Autopsy! When I was looking at it a funny little kid with a mohawk was staring at it laughing his head off.
The detail is really good!
This is a prop from B movie about time travelers. I fergot the name, though!
This is an installation about spontaneous combustion. Can you believe some people still believe in this sort of thing? It's true!
What did this dummy do?!
Gross giraffe monster!
Much of the art in here was really neat.
The nice thing about the store is it wasn't pretentious in any way. I've been into a few similar shops in San Francisco, and they were really pretentious. But the Peculiarium is really fun and down to earth.
And that's probably because Portland's affordable enough for eccentrics to work and own businesses there without paying 5 zillion dollars a month for rent. Or even worse, being closed down by greedy landlords or developers who want to open a shitty chain or bullshit yuppie joint. (R.I.P. Gold Dust!)
I mean does this lady (and owner) look like an insufferable hipster to you?
Nope, just a nice lady with a cool boyfriend who likes weird stuff and opened up a store full of it! Long live the Freakybuttrue Peculiarium! If you go to Portland, stop by, there's plenty more stuff to see then what's in this crummy blarg entry!
...and take pictures of toys!
And so here are some pictures of toys I took at the beach.
I think this one looks really real!
And I lost this glow in the dark special Burger King Toy Creature From the Black Lagoon right after this picture! The sea came and took him away!
This is my favorite of the three. I am a huge fan of The Little Sperm-maid. I consider it the last great Disney movie.
Going to Portland this week! Should have some pretty good blarg pictures then!
Found this super fucking gross thing on the way to work the other day. Just thought I'd share!
I have no idealdo what I'm talking about, but I did get hamburgered and buy a bunch of super nutter-butter comics at New York Comic-Con last year. And so, here they are!
Now, it's no secret, I'm a huge fan of stoner art, and this is a bonefied stoner art masterpiece! Is there any dude in the universe who wouldn't want to play a naked hot chick guitrar? The answer is no.
As you can see, the art inside is super stonerific! The entire comic is full of wonderous stoner art!
Is this not beautiful?!
Meanwhile, there's a message inside.
Cook Jack Kirby cover! The People Breeders!
Always happy to see a beautiful Galactus splash page! Although his "quadrant analyzer" looks a little awkward to use! Also, he's about to enter a "Black Galaxy!" Hellz, yeah!
Meanwhile, on the latest episode of Jersey Shore.
I want to go to this college!
It's cool that I scanned this so you can see all the filth on the page. And how about that Spider-Man rape mask!
Spider-Man faces his most dangerous foe yet—fat man in yellow sweater!!!
It's amazing to think that there was a time when Spidey could get his ass kicked by a short dude in a purple suit named "Fancy Dan." I don't think this kind of thing happens anymore to Spider-Man.
What a switch! Everybody has the abilty to fly, so naturally the first thing they do is rub it in!
I'll let you imagine what happens in this issue.
Being a drunk, I love drunk super heroes! Especially drunk Iron Man!
This story's pretty neat. He gets hammered, and flies around destorying alcohol billboards! Then he blacks out, doesn't remember it and tries to sue the city when they make him pay! Haha! Remember, you can click on this and make it bigger. It's pretty good art.
And just like me, he passes out at a crucial moment and fucks everything up! I love the bottom panel, where he's passed out in his tighty whiteys!
I guess when Thor's not being the God of Thunder, he flies around diffusing tense racial situations.
Give the guy who drew Hulk's face a raise!
The SUPER COPS weren't really that super. Nor did at any point, open their jackets to reveal that awesome matching batman undershirts!
Now an MGM movie! And it really was a movie! And no one cared, mainly because the didn't wear their cool matching Batman undershirts.
I somehow stumbled across some kool Rock & Roll comics while rummaging around. And the Motley Crue one must have impressed me enough to buy it. I can't quite tell what's happening with this cover. Are these tattoos of the bandmembers, or are they actually joining bodies with the girls and making some kind of mutated glam rock monster!
Inside, I learned all about this fascinating band!
And the comic was pretty fucking terrible. Except this amazing robot Motley Crue art in the back.
While I enjoy the Blade movies starring Wesley Snipes, the original comic book guy dressed a lot cooler.
Meanwhile, on the season premiere of Dr. Phil...
I may have blogged this before, but this is one of Spider-Man's greatest (and most underused) foes—the Hypno Hustler!
Together with his sexy back up singers the Mercy Killers, he has the awesome disco power to put people in a trance with is groovy sound and then steal all their grass and qualudes.
If you're wondering, this is what the 70's were like.
And not only can he hypnotize people, he also has spikey boots! That shoot out gas! Look out Spidey!
And in an ironic turn of events, the Hypno Huster succumbs to his own sweet disco sounds!
And that's all the shit I bought at New York Comic-Con!
With my new show and the holidays and my extreme laziness, I have been doing a piss poor jarb of updating this, and I apologize! I have some cool stuff coming up, and I promise to get back into this a bit more. For now, here's a Simpson porno I found in a porno store.
