Hey, I went to Anime Sexpo! Can't really say I rocked the show, but I had a decent time and snapped some pics. Here's what happened.
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This was my favorite cosplayer there!
I don't know that the heck this guy is. He looks super familiar from my childhood, but I can't place him.
This was a "Steam Punk" Chewbacca. I hate Steam Punk in general, and am completely over Star Wars so this guy was doubly distasteful to me. Plus, he looks nothing like Chewbacca!
I managed to find a pretty neat Chuck Norris figure from Chuck Norris's Chuck Norris and His Karate Kommandos starring Chuck Norris!
With Chuck Norris!
And Chuck Norris!
Also starring Chuck Norris!
The con takes place over the 4th of July weekend, so I went in my usual cosplay as "Just Your Average American." (that's me on left)
Met this magnificent specimen on the floor. If you got it, flaunt it!
There were a couple of cool super heroes around.
Including Super Chucky! I fucking love ghetto Chucky shirts, but a fat dude wearing one making Chucky's face look at 3D is too good to be true!
A lot of people might think this guy is fucked up for wearing a Japanese WW2 Naval Officer's uniform as cosplay on the Fourth of July. Or that it is unAmerican. But it's not. This IS American. America's about freedom, even the freedom to dress like this. Although, I wouldn't suggest walking around Texas in this outfit on the Fourth of July.
I also bought a cheap "Battle-damaged Riker" action figure! Battle-damaged? Or just a hot date? Heh-heh. He's was really pose-able!
Way more pose-able than the actual Riker, played by the incredibly stiff Jonathan Frakes! (To be fair, he does actually have a neck problem, which is why he is so incredibly stiff. I think he got it from craning his neck to see down Deanna Troi's cleavage. That made him incredibly stiff it two ways, actually).
I'd say I got my 7 dollars worth. Now go wash your eyes.
At the very end of the con, I decided to disguise myself as an "otaku." How'd I do?
The disguise fooled the showgoers, but not a single one of my friends. Which disappointed me. Made for some good pics though.
BTW -- If I drink too much, stay up super late and listen to loud rap music, this happens to me.
And then I turn into the guy from MythBusters.
The next hungover day, I stumbled into a "Scentaporium" which is a shop that sells special candles, body washes and perfumes to give you magic powers. This one, "Pusanga" gets you LAID!!!
This one gets you MOOONNNAAAAYYYY!!!!
Although these look like buttplugs, they're not. They're special candles that do all manner of things, like "Stop bothersome people." I'm assuming it really means, "Stop bothersome people from trying to put things in your butt."
And these are not dildos. Well, you could probably use them as such, but it might interfere with the spell.
I don't know what the fuck this protects you from. Kidnapping? Rape? I probably should have bought some.
Body wash to protect you from rich security guards.
The last stop was the world-famous Venice Beach. I'm a big fan of Venice Beach. It's my kind of shady, cheesy, and often creepy tourist trap.
This was a drawing I did for a friend who claimed a show about his life would be "balls out" weird.
And this is from my hood when I finally got home. It's in the storefront of a funky Chinese dress shop. Gawd Bless America!