I was drunkenly stumbling around when I saw this amazing face in the window. It was in one those stores that cater to women's insecurities, known as a "Beauty Spa."
While I'm obviously not in need of any help in the beauty department, that didn't stop the nice-looking Filipina from trying to sell me a treatment with this device that looks like some kind of futuristic death mask.
It did have a neat brochure though!
Can this make me into an evil ninja?
I gotta hand it to the lady trying to sell me a treatment, she was not easily discouraged. I told I was drunk and just being an idiot and it didn't even phase her. She even turned it on to show me how it works! Is this the future of beauty treatments?! I can only hope!