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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN MAKE ME FAT!!!!!!!

Jeebus MaCreebus! That muther fucker do write books that be too big! I just finished the Feast of Crows like literally 38.49 minutes ago in a bar. Just rammed that last 194 or something pages down my brain and it hurts. I don't know what is making me feel more bloated, the 4 pints I drank or his never-ending lengthy food descriptions! I did try to order greasy sausages, a flagon of wine, blood oranges, blackened bacon, hard bread, wintercake, ginger pine nuts, bits of cherry, fermented goat's milk served in an iron cup laced with honey, bean-and-bacon soup, strongwine, beats and bread and bloody beef, eggs butter and melons, honeywine, summer wine, and poppy wine, hot mulled wine, a bowl of hot fresh crab stew, but they didn't have any.

One thing's for shore...

I don't really give a FUCK about Brienee, Samwell, Cersei or the fukkin princess in the the tower! Well I do kinda care, maybe like a chapter or two once in a while but a WHOLE GODDAMN book?! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!

Anywayz, here's a pic of our hero Samwell for your viewing pleasure!

Dr Phil Should Change His Name...

That show should be called, "Dr. Phatpeople" cuz every show I see (once every month er something) has hella obese mutherfuckers chewing the fat for the whole show! I will admit I have a mild obsession or curiosity with megafatties I think cuz my grandmother was obese (back before is was cool to be obese like it is now) and that imprinted some kind of weird fat mental "thing" on my little kidz brain.

Anywayz Doktor Philz advice is of course always helpful. "Now what I want you to do, is not eat so much food, it's killing you"

He's a genuiuz

I'm not a guud artist but the girl on the show looked like this