I was gonna move this blog to Wordpress because of Typepad's super annoying inability to recognize photos that are vertical. Every single vertical photo must be re-configured which is a multi-step process. Imagine the slowly building annoyance over the years of having to click stuff multiple times for every single vertical photo. It's fakking infuriating!
See this wacky picture of a headless skeleton I found under my desk? It loaded sideways and I had to open the image edit window to reconfigure it to end up being vertical. And Typepad does this on purpose! It's to annoy you over time into buying the next level blogging service which costs more money. It's one of my least favorite business practices, which tech companies seem to fucking love--annoy the user into spending more money. So I tried to move to Wordpress, but the blog is too big! And filled up their free service. The next cheapest one is $2.99, but it only has 6 gigs of space. I have no ideal-do how many gigs this blog is. But there are a lot of pictures on it!
See this picture of a bunch of gross stuff my friends and I drew for my buddy's bachelor party? Yeah, I had to click like 15 things to upload one photo!!! Fuck you, Typepad! I tried Tumblr, but that looks weird and I'd have to import the posts one by one which would take like 100 years. Perhaps Instagram? I dunno. I guess I'll stay here a little longer until I figure something out. If you have any suggestions, lemme know!