One of my many useless hobbies is getting drunk and taking pictures of toys. I took my Little Mermaid Christmas doll to the beach!
She is a beauty! Made for the beach!
Enjoying the cool winter rays!
So much fun!
Many people don't know, but at the end of the original Little Mermaid fairy tale, she did not get the prince. She died and became sea foam! Like this!
Some mermaids got it, some don't!
Bright young women...sick of swimin'
Someone else on the beach was getting into the Christmas spirit!
I think Marilyn Monroe did a very similar photo shoot.
But I don't think hers ended like this...(or maybe it did!)
But nothing a quick bath in the public restroom sink won't fix.
Followed by a warm blow dry from the hand dryer. Her tail made the most delightful "FWWWWPPPP"ing noise!
All cleaned up and ready for a night on the town!
She can drink a lot!
Then it's time for some drunken reflection...
Maybe take in some art...
Yep, she's trashed!
Haha! Anyway, it was quite a day and we had a lot of fun. Merry Christmas, y'all!