Dune's my favorite movie! And my favorite book! So people give me Dune toys and one of my favorites is my giant Sandworm. He's like 9 inches long! And super thick! Anyway, I got drunk, took him different places and took pictures. Here they are!
My Dune worm kinda has a drinking problem.
And by kinda, I mean totally...
I took him camping. BTW, it's harder than you think to get a dog to pose with a Dune worm.
Babies are no problem, tho
Did you know Dune worms can swim? They can't! Water is actually poisonous to them!
After "Duney," my nickname for him, gets drunk he kinda gets douchey.
Then he wants to sing! He's actually pretty good. Kinda has a Tom Waits gravely voice.
Then he got super high!
But eventually came down to earth.
Later that night...things got weird...
Although this is not a Sandworm's natural setting, Duney looks very photogenic here.
He also looks pretty photogenic here!
To a dog, there's probably not much difference between a stick and a Dune worm toy.
Howling at the moon.
Telling scary stories by the fire.
After the camping trip, I took Duney to the beach! Which is much closer to his natural habitat.
It looks just like the movie!
Again, don't try this with a real Sandworm. Duney is a specially trained worm that knows to avoid the water, which would kill him instantly.
Duney got drunk and demanded I took a picture of him pretending to eat this girl's butt.
He looks pretty good half buried in the sand.
Or majestically posing on a rock.
I know what you're thinking..."Is this real?!"
Then it all went to shit when he started drinking again.
Say what you will, but Duney's a looker! That's for sure!