I have no idealdo what I'm talking about, but I did get hamburgered and buy a bunch of super nutter-butter comics at New York Comic-Con last year. And so, here they are!
Now, it's no secret, I'm a huge fan of stoner art, and this is a bonefied stoner art masterpiece! Is there any dude in the universe who wouldn't want to play a naked hot chick guitrar? The answer is no.
As you can see, the art inside is super stonerific! The entire comic is full of wonderous stoner art!
Is this not beautiful?!
Meanwhile, there's a message inside.
Cook Jack Kirby cover! The People Breeders!
Always happy to see a beautiful Galactus splash page! Although his "quadrant analyzer" looks a little awkward to use! Also, he's about to enter a "Black Galaxy!" Hellz, yeah!
Meanwhile, on the latest episode of Jersey Shore.
I want to go to this college!
It's cool that I scanned this so you can see all the filth on the page. And how about that Spider-Man rape mask!
Spider-Man faces his most dangerous foe yet—fat man in yellow sweater!!!
It's amazing to think that there was a time when Spidey could get his ass kicked by a short dude in a purple suit named "Fancy Dan." I don't think this kind of thing happens anymore to Spider-Man.
What a switch! Everybody has the abilty to fly, so naturally the first thing they do is rub it in!
I'll let you imagine what happens in this issue.
Being a drunk, I love drunk super heroes! Especially drunk Iron Man!
This story's pretty neat. He gets hammered, and flies around destorying alcohol billboards! Then he blacks out, doesn't remember it and tries to sue the city when they make him pay! Haha! Remember, you can click on this and make it bigger. It's pretty good art.
And just like me, he passes out at a crucial moment and fucks everything up! I love the bottom panel, where he's passed out in his tighty whiteys!
I guess when Thor's not being the God of Thunder, he flies around diffusing tense racial situations.
Give the guy who drew Hulk's face a raise!
The SUPER COPS weren't really that super. Nor did at any point, open their jackets to reveal that awesome matching batman undershirts!
Now an MGM movie! And it really was a movie! And no one cared, mainly because the didn't wear their cool matching Batman undershirts.
I somehow stumbled across some kool Rock & Roll comics while rummaging around. And the Motley Crue one must have impressed me enough to buy it. I can't quite tell what's happening with this cover. Are these tattoos of the bandmembers, or are they actually joining bodies with the girls and making some kind of mutated glam rock monster!
Inside, I learned all about this fascinating band!
And the comic was pretty fucking terrible. Except this amazing robot Motley Crue art in the back.
While I enjoy the Blade movies starring Wesley Snipes, the original comic book guy dressed a lot cooler.
Meanwhile, on the season premiere of Dr. Phil...
I may have blogged this before, but this is one of Spider-Man's greatest (and most underused) foes—the Hypno Hustler!
Together with his sexy back up singers the Mercy Killers, he has the awesome disco power to put people in a trance with is groovy sound and then steal all their grass and qualudes.
If you're wondering, this is what the 70's were like.
And not only can he hypnotize people, he also has spikey boots! That shoot out gas! Look out Spidey!
And in an ironic turn of events, the Hypno Huster succumbs to his own sweet disco sounds!
And that's all the shit I bought at New York Comic-Con!