Haha! Of course not, nothing is crazier than a SkyMall, but this catalog of wonderous and questionable delights is close! I got this from my Grandma over Thanksgiving, and let's just say it made an impression on me! Here are just a few of the "Distinctive Gifts" inside.
Haha, hilarious oversized donut mug. I'm pretty sure this would be funny in Bangledash or such a place. Looking at the top, I'm not even sure how you could drink out of this without spilling it all over yourself.
Or you could always go with the also hilarious Rx Coffe Mug! I'm pretty sure most people would know it's a joke, but still think you're a pill popper anyway.
This is hilarious! A toilet paper roll that plays Christmas music so everyone knows you're taking a shit! Includes such holiday classics as: Jingle Smells, The Night Before Shitmas, Rudolf The Brownnose Reindeer, Hark The Harold Angels Stink, and more!
I thought bidets were outlawed in the States! Now, I'm not saying a bidet will make you gay, but there's prolly been one or two "straight" guys that used one and thought, "Yeah, I'll need to put a penis in there pretty soon."
I don't think I could type anything here that would make this funnier.
I wish I was a spider so I could wear eight of these!!! Walk into a party, even with the terrible jeans like these on, and you'll be swimming in pussy!
A banana bag to put bananas in the fridge! Are you kidding me?! You can't put no bananas in the fridge! That's the worst thing for 'em! Lots of fruit can go in a fridge, but not nanners. Man, this really chaps my hide.
BUTT PUTT! BUTT PUTT! BUTT PUTT! BUTT PUTT! BUTT PUTT! BUTT PUTT!
I want to buy 15 of these, put them in a giant room, do a bunch of acid and travel to different dimensions.
Haha! This isn't that funny, but it does look like that caterpillar is shitting out that kid.
I think it would about 100 time cooler if you actually made the same shirt with real duct tape.
This is easy to laugh at, because it looks quite comical. But I'm hear to tell ya, hotdogs are a real choking hazard for kids. In fact, HD's are the perfect size and shape to block a kids throat. My advice, cut them up for the kid. :Let them experience the joy of letting a full sized hotdog go down their throat when they are adults.
And that's the Distinctive Gifts that can be found in the Harrier Carter catalog. Someone please BUY ME THAT BEER HOLSTER. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.