Yippers! I always vote for the guy with the coolest name, and B'arack sounds like a cool Klingon dude. Whelp, the erection happened and here's my take on it!!!
This was my reminder to vote in the morning, because I have a goldfish memory, and would have went to work without voting. Bigbird kinda looks fucked up here!
I almost bought this blow-up Obama doll, so I could run around Texas fucking it and get shot. But I wasn't cofident he would win. I wish I would have bought it now :( Super blurry! Says, "He'll batter your bush!" and "Visit his oral office." haha
I saw this really cool window in a printer's shop in San Francisco called Powell Street Printers. It's a rad two-headed Obama/Romney doll in the window.
With the bloody words "Don't Forget to Vote" in the window.
There was also a super nanners San Francisco diorama with a bunch of cool shit in it!
Including babies eating army soldiers!
And cute animals!
It was so cool!
And it really reminded me of this great American movie!
But the coolest thing about this election, is the fact that buying this 6 dollar masterbating Obama toy wasn't a waste! I mean, I would have felt foolish if Romney won, and I bought this! Commander in cock!
Look at this high quality Chinese manufacturing!
The call out text on the back is amazing. That's good copy!
Suddenly handsome man David Hasselhoff showed up!
And that's my expert political analysis! Please enjoy this nasty video of David Hasselhoff and Barack Blowbama getting it on! Happy erection day!