Whelp, we've still gotta bit of work to do on Dicko's Evil Movie Reviews, and it won't be done for a bit. Sooooooooo, I just dumped the 4,000+ pics I've taken in the past few years onto my cornputer, and here's some of the best shit, yo!
This is Dirty. A dog at at the Rogue Brewery in North Beach who was named after Old Dirty Bastard (my favorite rapper). Dirty looks nice here, but he doesn't give a fuck about humans, only food. I respect that.
This is one of my homegirls hanging out when I had my moving sale.
A lot of my friends had babies this year!
But some of them didn't get pregnant.
I ate a Taco Loco!!!
I met Ted Danson!
I bumped into the famous SF twins and spapped this spooky looking photo! Sadly, they've been split up on the count of one has alzheimers. But I recently had the pleasure of helping one up a tough hill on Powell st. She was a bit out of her gourd and talked the whole way, but when I'm 86, I'm pretty sure I'll be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more nutters!
These are the coolest pants in the Universe! Imagine, if you walked into work wearing Winston fucking pants! They don't even make shit this this cool anymore. Like at all. How good it was. BTW--fucking turrible cigarettes! I used to steal them from my mom in high school. Stopped stealing and switched to Camel, real fast.
I think this is from a psycadelic part of Galaxy Express 999 (pronounced "three-nine"). It's pretty much the best thing that came out of anime in the 70's and beats 95% of all the shit that's came out since then. I suggest smoking a doob and watching it. Or on acid.
This is from a lesser-known Shatner movie called "Impulse." Shat plays a smooth con man with a temper who chokes a bitch, then overacts, drives a dope Oldsmobile, then kills Oddjob (James Bond) and then overacts some more.
This is from Moonraker, a Bond movie I foolishly dismissed when I was a younger man, but rediscovered later. It's goofy as fuck, but also insanely ambitious and an incredible attempt to counter Star Wars. Word has it, Roger Moore insisted on doing this stunt himself!
Here's a cool massager I found at the airport that looks like a Dalek!
A cool drawring I did at a meeting!
Sometimes I get frunk at hotel rooms and dance around with the food thing on my head.
This is from a super old anime called M.D. Geist. It's a good lesson in the imortantance of fonts. That's supposed to say "Final" but it looks like "Anal."
A drawring I did of an intern in the future.
I don't think anyone ever thought anyone would examine the backgrounds in Jem and the Holograms closely. Foker!
Once in a great while, your beer makes a face!
I think this is 2 Live Crew. I don't think many would argue, rap videos have gone down hill since then.
Sometimes I feel like some of the creators of He-Man actually knew how gay he looked.
Robocop two pack head of water squirty. In the wonderful 80's, super violent shit could spawn a cartoon, and the merchandise. It was a great system! I don't think it works that way anymore.
Whelp, I gots grunk, bought some pizzer, and here ya go!
I bought a bootleg boxset of the 60's Batman series! Don't think poorly of me, the real boxset doesn't exist, because the character rights are tied up in ligatory limbo. It's really sad, look what you're missing!
From the movie, The Eternal Evil of Asia! Apparently, if you call a wizard in Thailand a dickhead, he will literally turn you into one!!!
They used to have these groddy cake suckers at Starducks.
This is the Joker's super short-lived sidekick "Gaggy!" He like only lasted one comic, perhaps because he's not a crazy girl with tits. Whaddya think?
The one, the only, Roddy McDowell! A master thesbian who was in about one zillion amazing things, including this episode of Buck Rogers. Make fun of Buck Rodgers as much as you want, but can anyone predict fashion even 30 years ahead? How about in the year 2491!!!! This could happen!
There's been a lot of hype about The Raid, and it deserves it! This shit is for real! Just look at these closing credits! I'll go on record as saying, there has never been this many "DRUG'S LAB GUARDS" in any movie!
Random Star Trek the Animated series episode where several aliens take turns jacking off on Sulu's happy neck.
And here's my new roomate, who keeps hogging my fucking Xbox! Dickhead! Xbox don't even have no damn Ape Escape!!!!
And that is the shit on my phone, yo!!!