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Halloween Stoopid Store 2012!

Getting drunk and going to the Halloween Stoopid store is a bonerfied BTB tradition! Every year, I get hammered, go to a few Halloween stores and take a bunch of scary photos! Like these!

The very important boob and butt section.

Creepers window display at a gay hardware store in the Castro called Cliffs.

Headless rat! Good idea!

This is from a local bar I like to haunt after work...

This is a haunted smurf who hangs off of a haunted homeless guys things that was trying to scare up some spare change outside the store.

When I get really drunk, I like homeless people! And they like me! It's neat!

The store had some first-rate rubber rodents in the front window. I've you've ever been around racoons, you'll know how scary they are! Not cute! Fucked up animal!

This store is filled with weird stuff procured from questionable places. Like this strange armless mummy guy thing in the window! I love the shocked expression on his face! Like he's surprised he's dead, and armless and legless!

The store is filled with weirdo things like this spooky skin head bald cap! I've seen a lot of bald caps in my day, but most are not called "skinhead" and dont have a creepy drawing of someone wearing it starring at you.

Of course, you can always get your "Alien Bridge Nose" and combine them to make an given alien from the terrible show Deep Space 9.

I'm pretty sure this stuff was either bought from an old warehouse, or shipped straight from Hong Kong. How else can you explain this "Hillibilly" costume! Is that what Chinese think hillbillies look like?!

Baby costumes crack me up! Don't you just wanna squeeze this guy until all the red stuff comes out?

I love dog costumes too! Ninja dog!

As I've said before, the store was filled with strange stuff, like this spooky item. The object for sale is just some stick on sideburns, but it comes in this fucked up Abraham lincoln looking bloody face!

And then there's this...

Hee hee! Chinese, making crazy shit!

Can't knock the art!

Does human hair make a difference for costume goers? Or is this for men whose faces have gone totally bald as well?

Good copy! The pefect accessory for dozens of comic characters, including...

I firmly believe there are some costumes created soley for the purpose of giving people on acid bad trips.

I mean to tell ya! You can put any thing on my friend and muse Son of Robert and that shit is instantly funny!

And believable!

Music Legs

Convincing American cop uniform. In China.

Pochottie. I bet lots of Native Americans buy this...

Another costume created to give people on acid bad trips.

 

HOBO or Clown Feet. But not both.

Like I said, this store was weird!

Son of Robert picked up this Michale Meyers thing and the shit looked real!

This would make a great wallpaper! You can click on any of my blargs pics and make them bigger, you know! 

Drunk and stumbling out of the store, I snapped this. I like these guys!

This is the enterance to the store. It's on Powell street, where the old Game Stop used to be!

I have bought a lol of silly shit in my life, and even some I regret. But not this guy! I bought him, and I just love him!

Here's a close-up of his gross eye!

Another thing I bought is this super fucking freaky giant crying baby mask! I love it and plan to wear it every time I have sex from now on!

Demonic babies have been getting more and more popular over the years at the Halloween Stoopid Stores, and this year, they went all out! Nasty clown baby!

 

Frankenbaby!

Wolfbaby! Sorry it's so blurry, I's hella drunks!

Cute holding rat baby!

There's so many of them! And they're all so cute!

Baby with bottle full of blood! Or ketchup!

Haha! This shit is so good! I feel sorry for people in countries who don't have foam rubber demonic babies at Halloween.

No lie. I kind of look like this naked.

Almost done here with the babies thing.

This guy is my favorite.

And they say Halloween's getting to slutty. I just don't see it!

Meanwhile...

Haha! This here zambies just about had it!

 

I don't know what this is, but I bought one and put it up my butt.

This is in a differnt store than the other demonic babies, but I like the whole gross baby with gross dolly thing going on here. If I ever win the lottery I'll buy all these babies, put them in one room, do a bunch of acid, and go insane.

Crabbers!

Haha! Some good art!

 Ear ring! But it's a cut off nose! What do it mean?

This Flapper headband is amazing! Look at the detail!

Buff kids crack me up! Look how scary!

 

Storm Trooper? Or KKK member?

And I don't know what the ruck this is! I am super drunk!

Sorry for the rambling ass Halloween Stoopid Store blarg! I have been driniking for a long time. Like 25 years. Anyway, I'll leave you with this--a screen of a rad racist fake cereal from Nightmare on Elm Street 2 that I have going in the background while I'm blodding this! 

FU MAN CHEWS!!!!

And if you're super bored, here are some Halloween Stoopid Stores from past years!

Halloween Stoopid Store 2011

Halloween Stoopid Store 2010 

Halloween Stoopid Store 2009

Halloween Stoopid Store 2008

Good Idea For A Halloween Costume!

Halloween Stoopid Store blarg is coming soon! Let this tide you over!

FUCK AN EGG! I WENT TO NEW YORK COMIC-CORN!

And it was crowderd! And stinkers! And I was working most of the time. And tired. And cranky. And old. And weird. Anyway, I tried to snap a pic or two. There they are!

Actually, I stopped by Hoboken New Jersey, a place on my "silly names for places" list I've always wanted to visit. They have really cool tough guy iron wrought fences! Like this one!

And this one!

They also have great super cheap diners with guys working in them who wear track suits with the shirts tucked in. This place called "SPA" had menus with funny breakfast faces on them!

Anybody from the East Coast will tell ya, it's really fun to go to the Dunkin' Donuts late at night when you're drunk. You can meet exciting people in there. Like Eli Manning! And Dead Lady!

People talk a lot of shit about Hoboken, but I thought it was a really nice place!

I even met their mayor!

Now, on to New York Comic-Corn!

That was actually some cool grafitti I saw on the way to Comic-Corn. Now, onto Comic-Corn!

I met Lego Hulk!

And gave him a massage!

This is a lego Hobbit hairy foot. I wonder if Hobbits are like us and develop strange fetishes with feet. Like I bet there would be Hobbit dudes who get off on Hobbit chicks with super hairy feet, and jack off or pee on them. I wonder.

Getting beat up by the guy from the movie I don't admit exists.

What a cute little Freddy Kruger!!!

I think this is supposed to look sad, but it just kind of looks like he's humping that gravestone. 

Later that night, at the Clam Broth House...mmm...clam broth...

The next day at the con, I saw the buffest Power Ranger!!! Can you imagine how fucking tough the Power Rangers would be if this guy joined them?

Haha! I love, love, love Power Man and Iron Fist cosplayers! Especially ones as good as this! Don't these guys look like they'd be fun to hang out with?

Not quite sure what's going on here, but I like it! Iron Man Joker and Batman Box Guy? 

This guy was cool. He just picked up that mask somewhere, because he like the way it looked. And with his beard and sweater, it has a rather unnerving effect. Like a really mellow serial killer or something.

Haha! Booster Gold getting a chicks phone number! Like that would ever happen! Good costume, though!

This guy was pretty cool. He like made this latern prop out of stuff he found in his house the night before the con. That is pretty kraftaaay!!!

King Hippo! I could easily make fun of this guy, but I admire his chutzpah!

Hotdog Bain! I asked this guy, "Hotdog Bain?! What does it mean?" And he's like, "What does it mean?!"

This is pretty much a perfect Comic-Con photo. Pickachu diggin' in the bottom shelf comic book bargin bins! A Pokeyman after my own heart!

Cool Moon Knight! I don't give a fuck about that character, but this is a good costume. And either he stank super bad, or a guy in a Nestle Quick Bunny costume who hopped by when I took the picture did. I'll never know.

Skinny Skeletor and the Sorcerous! Simple, but classy.

Apparently, salads are not a big seller at Comic-Con.

This guy was fucking epic!!! He even had the Macho Man stange movements down to an art! Long live cosplayers like this!!! Dig it!

I acutally did a staight up bad sitcom double take when I saw this guy behind me! This is one of the best Blues Brothers guys I've ever seen! Sadly, half the con with think he's that Gugnam Guy dumbass!

Dope Street Fighter crew! One of the biggest and best I've ever seen! And they seem to have a pretty good sense of humor about the whole thing. Damn Captain America photobermb!!!

Girl Booster Gold! Why do people love him? Is it ironically?

Scott Free! Mr Miracle! Love the pose, as well!

I'm a huge fan of Blanka cosplayers, because they always look totally insane! RAWRR! RAWRR!

There are no words to descirbe this kind of cosplay power!!!

I'M TAKING A SHIT, MOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

Pretty much the best Tardis I've seen to date.

Just a dude carrying around the doll he made at Comic-Con. Nuttin' wrong with that!

I tried forever to get a pic of Bane and Link dancing, but alas, they were just boggieing too hard! Sorry it's so blurry!

And that's Comic-Corn! Here's a pic of an action figure I snagged right before I left! BTW -- There's are dirty pic coming up after this one, so if your'e at work, make sure you show everybody!

Thanks for reading! Con seasons over this year, but don't cry, I'll be back! It always comes back!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was at New York Comic-Corn! Haven't Had Time to Post!

I'll put pics from the show up later this week! Pinky swear!

Shit On My Phone Pt. 2! or 3! Or Something!

Whelp, we've still gotta bit of work to do on Dicko's Evil Movie Reviews, and it won't be done for a bit. Sooooooooo, I just dumped the 4,000+ pics I've taken in the past few years onto my cornputer, and here's some of the best shit, yo! 

This is Dirty. A dog at at the Rogue Brewery in North Beach who was named after Old Dirty Bastard (my favorite rapper). Dirty looks nice here, but he doesn't give a fuck about humans, only food. I respect that.

This is one of my homegirls hanging out when I had my moving sale. 

A lot of my friends had babies this year!

 

 But some of them didn't get pregnant.

I ate a Taco Loco!!!

I met Ted Danson! 

I bumped into the famous SF twins and spapped this spooky looking photo! Sadly, they've been split up on the count of one has alzheimers. But I recently had the pleasure of helping one up a tough hill on Powell st. She was a bit out of her gourd and talked the whole way, but when I'm 86, I'm pretty sure I'll be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more nutters!

These are the coolest pants in the Universe! Imagine, if you walked into work wearing Winston fucking pants! They don't even make shit this this cool anymore. Like at all. How good it was. BTW--fucking turrible cigarettes! I used to steal them from my mom in high school. Stopped stealing and switched to Camel, real fast.

I think this is from a psycadelic part of Galaxy Express 999 (pronounced "three-nine"). It's pretty much the best thing that came out of anime in the 70's and beats 95% of all the shit that's came out since then. I suggest smoking a doob and watching it. Or on acid. 

This is from a lesser-known Shatner movie called "Impulse." Shat plays a smooth con man with a temper who chokes a bitch, then overacts, drives a dope Oldsmobile, then kills Oddjob (James Bond) and then overacts some more.

This is from Moonraker, a Bond movie I foolishly dismissed when I was a younger man, but rediscovered later. It's goofy as fuck, but also insanely ambitious and an incredible attempt to counter Star Wars. Word has it, Roger Moore insisted on doing this stunt himself!

Here's a cool massager I found at the airport that looks like a Dalek! 

 

A cool drawring I did at a meeting!

Sometimes I get frunk at hotel rooms and dance around with the food thing on my head.

This is from a super old anime called M.D. Geist. It's a good lesson in the imortantance of fonts. That's supposed to say "Final" but it looks like "Anal."

A drawring I did of an intern in the future.

I don't think anyone ever thought anyone would examine the backgrounds in Jem and the Holograms closely. Foker!

Once in a great while, your beer makes a face!

I think this is 2 Live Crew. I don't think many would argue, rap videos have gone down hill since then.

Sometimes I feel like some of the creators of He-Man actually knew how gay he looked.

Robocop two pack head of water squirty. In the wonderful 80's, super violent shit could spawn a cartoon, and the merchandise. It was a great system! I don't think it works that way anymore.

 

Whelp, I gots grunk, bought some pizzer, and here ya go!

I bought a bootleg boxset of the 60's Batman series! Don't think poorly of me, the real boxset doesn't exist, because the character rights are tied up in ligatory limbo. It's really sad, look what you're missing!

 

From the movie, The Eternal Evil of Asia! Apparently, if you call a wizard in Thailand a dickhead, he will literally turn you into one!!!

They used to have these groddy cake suckers at Starducks. 

 This is the Joker's super short-lived sidekick "Gaggy!" He like only lasted one comic, perhaps because he's not a crazy girl with tits. Whaddya think?

The one, the only, Roddy McDowell! A master thesbian who was in about one zillion amazing things, including this episode of Buck Rogers. Make fun of Buck Rodgers as much as you want, but can anyone predict fashion even 30 years ahead? How about in the year 2491!!!! This could happen!

There's been a lot of hype about The Raid, and it deserves it! This shit is for real! Just look at these closing credits! I'll go on record as saying, there has never been this many "DRUG'S LAB GUARDS" in any movie!

Random Star Trek the Animated series episode where several aliens take turns jacking off on Sulu's happy neck.

And here's my new roomate, who keeps hogging my fucking Xbox! Dickhead! Xbox don't even have no damn Ape Escape!!!!

And that is the shit on my phone, yo!!!