Getting drunk and going to the Halloween Stoopid store is a bonerfied BTB tradition! Every year, I get hammered, go to a few Halloween stores and take a bunch of scary photos! Like these!
The very important boob and butt section.
Creepers window display at a gay hardware store in the Castro called Cliffs.
Headless rat! Good idea!
This is from a local bar I like to haunt after work...
This is a haunted smurf who hangs off of a haunted homeless guys things that was trying to scare up some spare change outside the store.
When I get really drunk, I like homeless people! And they like me! It's neat!
The store had some first-rate rubber rodents in the front window. I've you've ever been around racoons, you'll know how scary they are! Not cute! Fucked up animal!
This store is filled with weird stuff procured from questionable places. Like this strange armless mummy guy thing in the window! I love the shocked expression on his face! Like he's surprised he's dead, and armless and legless!
The store is filled with weirdo things like this spooky skin head bald cap! I've seen a lot of bald caps in my day, but most are not called "skinhead" and dont have a creepy drawing of someone wearing it starring at you.
Of course, you can always get your "Alien Bridge Nose" and combine them to make an given alien from the terrible show Deep Space 9.
I'm pretty sure this stuff was either bought from an old warehouse, or shipped straight from Hong Kong. How else can you explain this "Hillibilly" costume! Is that what Chinese think hillbillies look like?!
Baby costumes crack me up! Don't you just wanna squeeze this guy until all the red stuff comes out?
I love dog costumes too! Ninja dog!
As I've said before, the store was filled with strange stuff, like this spooky item. The object for sale is just some stick on sideburns, but it comes in this fucked up Abraham lincoln looking bloody face!
And then there's this...
Hee hee! Chinese, making crazy shit!
Can't knock the art!
Does human hair make a difference for costume goers? Or is this for men whose faces have gone totally bald as well?
Good copy! The pefect accessory for dozens of comic characters, including...
I firmly believe there are some costumes created soley for the purpose of giving people on acid bad trips.
I mean to tell ya! You can put any thing on my friend and muse Son of Robert and that shit is instantly funny!
Convincing American cop uniform. In China.
Pochottie. I bet lots of Native Americans buy this...
Another costume created to give people on acid bad trips.
HOBO or Clown Feet. But not both.
Like I said, this store was weird!
Son of Robert picked up this Michale Meyers thing and the shit looked real!
This would make a great wallpaper! You can click on any of my blargs pics and make them bigger, you know!
Drunk and stumbling out of the store, I snapped this. I like these guys!
This is the enterance to the store. It's on Powell street, where the old Game Stop used to be!
I have bought a lol of silly shit in my life, and even some I regret. But not this guy! I bought him, and I just love him!
Here's a close-up of his gross eye!
Another thing I bought is this super fucking freaky giant crying baby mask! I love it and plan to wear it every time I have sex from now on!
Demonic babies have been getting more and more popular over the years at the Halloween Stoopid Stores, and this year, they went all out! Nasty clown baby!
Wolfbaby! Sorry it's so blurry, I's hella drunks!
Cute holding rat baby!
There's so many of them! And they're all so cute!
Baby with bottle full of blood! Or ketchup!
Haha! This shit is so good! I feel sorry for people in countries who don't have foam rubber demonic babies at Halloween.
No lie. I kind of look like this naked.
Almost done here with the babies thing.
This guy is my favorite.
And they say Halloween's getting to slutty. I just don't see it!
Haha! This here zambies just about had it!
I don't know what this is, but I bought one and put it up my butt.
This is in a differnt store than the other demonic babies, but I like the whole gross baby with gross dolly thing going on here. If I ever win the lottery I'll buy all these babies, put them in one room, do a bunch of acid, and go insane.
Haha! Some good art!
Ear ring! But it's a cut off nose! What do it mean?
This Flapper headband is amazing! Look at the detail!
Buff kids crack me up! Look how scary!
Storm Trooper? Or KKK member?
And I don't know what the ruck this is! I am super drunk!
Sorry for the rambling ass Halloween Stoopid Store blarg! I have been driniking for a long time. Like 25 years. Anyway, I'll leave you with this--a screen of a rad racist fake cereal from Nightmare on Elm Street 2 that I have going in the background while I'm blodding this!
FU MAN CHEWS!!!!
And if you're super bored, here are some Halloween Stoopid Stores from past years!