Yars! I went to a bunch of comic book shops and conventions this year! I got some good stuff, and here is the best of it!
I've gotten a few Lou Ferrigno autographs before. On this one I had him write- "Strenghth comes from the heart." One time, I got so fucked up, I bought an autograph and asked him to write-"Now I know what a real man looks like." Can you belive it?! He coulda punched my head off, but he was really nice about it. Lou, if you read this blog, and I suspect you do, I'm sorry!!!
Can't remember where I got this, but I love this cover! I always thought if spider man was real, he would shoot webs out of his butt. And he wouldn't chase criminals, he would spin a web and wait for them to stumble into it, then suck their blood out, and return the corpse to the police.
This is from the same comic where Doc Oc is having a crazy spider nightmare. Say what you want, but those chicks look pretty hot in their spider oufits. Especially, the hottie on the right by the cab. Cool spider skirt! Someone should make that!
THIRTEEN "Going on Eighteen" Haha, oh the past is so silly.
This is one of the best buys of the season! It's good to know, when a black person turns into a werewolf, they still have an afro.
What a splash page!
This character design is fucking awesome!
As cool as it looks, it's a silly comic.
As this Hanna Barbera-esque art demonstrates.
Naturally, the Yellow Claw is behind it all.
And then Nick Fury shows up dressed as Conan the Barbarian for no fucking reason!
Look at Captain America's moves! Only a trained expert in combat could pull of attacks like these. Especially that one on the left. Do not try that in a fight! That's some Cap shit you could never understand.
Man, old Jimmy Olsen comics were so fucking nutso! I bet thousands of kids who bought this drew a funny face on the blank face.
Prolly something like this. Haha, hids are so crazy.
The dreaded and mostly forgotten Bulldozer! Why is his name Bulldozer? He looks nothing like one, and is covered with mathmatical equations all over his body. They could have called him "MATHMATICAL MAN." Or given him bulldozer hands. I don't think they thought about this one to much.
This is a terrible ad! Like every other kid, I bought my share of Hot Wheels, but I do not remember anything like this! This ad punches you in the eyes with its confusing art and garrish colors. Plus, I still can't figure out how the damn toy works.
Good ol' Rocket Racer! One of Marvel's most retarded villains by far. A black dude, with a rocket-powered skateboard!!!! And yet he can still give Spidey a hard time. I love you, Rocket Racer! Don't ever change!
I love covers like this! Can you imaging being a kid who loves the Flash in 1974 and seeing this cover? You'd shit your underoos! We're used to super heroes dying and coming back, but back in the day, a cover like this was scary!
I love this Kung Fu ad, because it has a narrative! And according to the ad, you don't need strength or close body contact! I think you might...for Kung Fu!
Well, in this volume of the Flash, he does not die, but fights Captain Boomerang (another of DC's many super retardo villains) and ends up a boomerang of himself flying around in a very sexy gay pose.
What could be cooler than Captain America skateboarding? How about skateboarding for his life in a game called "Kill Derby!"
Classic epic Jack Kirby spread!
What could be scarier than this?!
I really think someone needs to go back and mine kooky comics for tee-shirts. Don't you think skaters would buy a shirt with this shit on it? Especailly with Cap's super skater pose.
I saved the best for last. Would you look at this batshit insane cover!
Before I get to the kooky inside, look at this cool Batman the Movie black and white ad! I've actually never seen this.
I tried to read this, but was defeated by it's stupidity. However, this is a cool panel!
And I think the last Batman movie could have have used more stuff like this!
And uh...god bless kooky old DC and Marvel shit. It gives me stuff to blog about, and keeps me going!
Love live the Bat-Hulk!!!!