Haha! I can't really laugh, I've got manboobs. I guess I can laugh. I just can't get in a hotub with a hot chick. Unless her manboobs are as big as mine.
Anyway, on to the second part of the big old Comic-Corn blarg!!!
I think last time I checked I was carrying around a Michael Jackson doll and making an ass of myself.
Yeah, that's what I was doing!
One of my favorite scenes in the Avengers. Look at the incredible emotion on Captain America's face. Intense.
This is a really cute Speed Racer.
An amazing Seven of Nine.
Last year, the chick in the middle was dressed up as Mystic. I went to take her picture, and she said, "You just want to take a picture of my tits, huh?!" And I's lilke, well, that was one of the reasons.
Boy, I wish my sex life was exactly like this. But it isn't. There's way more boobs.
I'm not trying to brag, but occasionally some of my pictures near an "artistic" level.
Others do not. (love ya, dam!)
As I was saying...
This is a cool photo. It's forced perspective, as made popular in the Lord of the Rings movies. It really looks like Michal doll is playing music with this man! Sort of.
As sick as I am of zomibies, this photo still looks pretty cool.
As sick as I am of zomibies, this photo still looks pretty cool.
I think we may have been drunk at this point.
Dr. Doom and guy with Dr. Doom shirt!
This guy said he had developed a specialized camera that would make women's tit's feel real in pictures. He would not sell it. Not even for a Michael Jackson doll.
Lately, at cons I've been going to dances. And I gotta say, that shit is really fun! Imagine a club where no one's a fucking no neck greaseball who's starring down every chick's vagina trying to get some. It's more or less, just a bunch of nerds dancing around and having a blast. I recommend it!
I tried to tell MJ, it's not cool to check your phone on the dancefloor.
The next day's early morning cage match was brutal.
Whelp, it's finally the last day of the con and I feel like shit. But the sight of a dog with a rooster on its back in the morning cheered me up. And sort of depressed me. Both.
Whoah-ooo-whoah, Jee-eee-eem! Truly outrageous! I don't see a lot Jem cosplayers, and I wish I did. This girl pretty much nailed it!
GIANT FUCKING RAD GALACTUS!
Galactus hungers!
Who's this little butthole on your shoulder?! Hrmph!
Omigerrrddd! Hulk Hogan's been infected!!!
Hahaha! How rad is this little Iron Kid! The face paint totally makes it! If fact, I kind of wish the real Iron Man had just an iron face, and his cool hair stuck out on top. I think this kid is on to something!
Boy, I totally forgot what these guys were, but they're fucking rad.
Never ever ever ever get sick of good Freddy Kruegers!
Believe it or not, there aren't too many times I've turned into a gibbering fanboy, but when I saw this guy, it was one of those times!
Cute!
You can sort of tell by this pic, the con was coming to a close.
In all honesty, I think Hulk may have a drinking problem.
I think this fucking guy's a drunk.
The Mandarin! He should of been the villain in the first or second Iron Man movie! But they tried to make it all realistic, and machines and stuff. Buy for real, the Mandarin is Iron Man's main villian! Those fucking rings look like they're messing around? Fnuck no!
I think this fucking guy's a drunk.
One of the 17,893 things I love at Comic-Corn is old school comic guys like this wear Hulk color sweats posing with gross tentacle arm Hulk Hogan.
I've taken a picture of this guy in my blarg like 5 times!
This is one of the best and hottest female Thors I've seen. She has a natural nordic look.
There's something here.
Well, I guess it's the end of the con and I'm a human fucking hambuger. Marty McFly.
This is not pedophilia, but I think it's close.
I don't remember this at all.
Getting cops to pose with your Hulk Hogan tentacle arm doll when your shitfaced. Pretty good idea.
At this point it doesn't matter, but at this point I don't think anything matters.
And that is pretty much Comic-Corn 2012!!!
Special thanks to Expensive Michael Jackson doll whose pants come undone easily, and Five Dollar Hulk Hogan Doll with Tentacle Arm. Thanks so much, guys!!!
And Night Beast.
See you next year!!!
haha, manboobs, great costume!
Posted by: zentai suit | September 18, 2012 at 11:52 PM