Bay to Breakers is a wacky race in San Francisco, where drunk college kids piss all over the place and old men walk around naked. Unfortunatly, this year I got there a little late, so I was unable to take as many pictures of old men's butts as I usually do. But I got some really weird weiners, so all isn't lost! Enjoy!
This guy was standing next to me blowing on his horndoggle or whatever that's called for the whole race.
I'm a big fan of frumpy Captain Americas, and he's pretty frumpy.
I'm also a fan of smiley faces shaved out of body hair! An old gay man behind me in the crowd said "Ohhh...that man's got a robin!" I think that mean's "boner."
At Bay to Breakers, people like to piss on the street because they're a bunch of fucking animals and have no class. Even the girls! This is where three college girls pissed right behind me. I wanted to pull out my penis and jack off in their face to teach them a lesson about respecting peoples property, but I didn't. Here's their pee.
Some of the costumes are quite clever, actually!
Two Pee Wees!
I dunno what these are.
Free Nelson Mandella!
Dope ass Warrior's Guy!
While I was watching the show, once in a while a insanely drunk college kid would come up and jibber-jabber with me. This guy was fairly incomprehinsible, but very nice.
Finally, some old naked dudes!
And here's a naked lady! She was tryin'!
Eric the Red Dick! He said he was "Lookin' for hot girls."
Gross weird arm guy! Not the most amazing costume, but prolly looks pretty fucked up if your frying balls, which many people were that day.
He's so greeeeen!!!
BORK! BORK! BORK!
Hosing da bitches down.
At some point during the event, another Lucha dude came up and started drunk wrassling with the Lucha guy next to me.
I couldn't figure out what that guy had on his eye.
Hey there, Cowboy!
Later that day, a super drunk girl came down a shotgunned a beer through the Lucha dude's horndoggler!
Here's a snapshot of the crowd at any given moment.
A really great Spider Man! Getting a massage by random gay man.
For the first year ever, I randomly walked along with the crowd. Kinda fun. I have to say. Never thought I'd hear myself say that. Or type it.
In the panhandle, I came across the most impressive Sgt. Slaughter I've ever seen! We talked about wrassling for like half an hour!
Pretty good Army Men. Except for the wacky green rain boots.
And here's the best part of Bay to Breakers--idiot college kids who can't drink and pass the fuck out at 11:00 a.m.! Hahahaha! You can see these fools all over the city!
Creepy Mickey Mouse!
Blue Spider Man and Spider Homie!
I didn't take this picture, but this guy has a really neat idea for his penis. I really wanna see what it looks like when Pinocchio is lying!
On the way to Haight St. after the party, these super super drunk college kid was being helped home naked as a Jay bird!
And after it was all over, I walked up Stanyon street on a whim and found Tank Point. Which I've never heard of, but has the best view of the Bay Area I've ever seen! It's nuts!
And that's Bay to Breakers!
And for a much better blog about the event I wrote a few years ago, click here!
And for a drawing of the kind of old man butts you can see at bay to breakers, click here!
This one has waaaaaaaaaaaaay more old man butts! Enjoy!