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COMICS AND COMICS AND COMICS AND STUFF.

These are some comics I've gathered runnin around at WonderCon and another Con and another Con and whatnot.

Remember when Dum Dum Dugan caught a tiny Godzilla? Me neither! But it's a fucking epic cover, and quite a mind boggler.

OF LIZARDS GREAT AND SMALL. Truth be told, I really like the way they draw Godzilla here. He/She really looks believable. Even more than a guy in a rubber suit.

Good god, I want all of these! Spidey Car WITH Boat Trailer? For all those times he went to the Spidey Lake? That Spider-Man Flash Camera looks totally nuts! Did that really ever exist? I don't even understand the SuperShooter. Where is all this stuff now? I hope some of it shows up in the new movie.

Now here is a rare panel of Godzilla sleeping. I dunno about you, but I think he/she looks so cute sleeping! Seriously!

Can a monster smile? Does Godzilla smile now? Perhaps.

If you haven't guessed by now, this comic is pretty fucking silly. I'm not sure if it benefited the Godzilla or Dum Dum Dugan brands.

Now this is a weirdo comic. I blogged a post about the handicapped Superman years ago, but I can't find that post due to my terrible tagging. Randomly, this year I found the next issue! It's a cray-balls Super Man series in the far flung future of the 1990s! Where technology has rendered Supe's powers meaningless!

It's the Secret of Wheel-chair Superman!

Superman's got probs. Like real probs, man. Too poor to live, too proud for welfare! Ironically, he gave billions away to charity!!! Remember, back when this was written, billions were like super billions now!

Dar...I forgot how it ended, but I don't think he ever got welfare. And now, here's a nice Superman calendar from 1971! Probably still works now.

I know right now the economy's not good, so this ad is very timely. Need to make some money? Well, have you considered HAND SHADOWS? Now Have Fun And Make Money With

Avengers and Defenders! I like super groups that rhyme! Also, I think this cover holds the record for the most angry people on one comic book cover at one time. Everybody's MAD.

The first splash page is even angrier!!! Everyone looks so pissed! Sub Mariner looks like he's straight up shitting his speedos! This is how you get readers excited!

There are a lot of amazing monsters here, but I like the torn up blond chick at the bottom, begging for a piece of that monster!

Also, The Watcher is hella fat in this comic! Oh, and he says he will not molest you. Only observe and record. Does that make you feel better?

I dunno what's actually going on here, but I like how it looks like the HULK is flying, Dr. Strange is upside down and Valkirie's metal tits look rad.

I don't pray often, but I really pray the Avenger's movie looks something like this...

More comics coming soon!

Sometimes...Late At Night...

Things get a little weird in the Revenger household.

Street Fighter Boner Pills!

Found these in an American porno store! They're some kind of sex pills. It's great to see Capcom take their Street Fighter characters in a new direction. I applaud them!

Ha-Do-Me-Ken!

(techinally that's Ryu, but I could not think of a clever Ryu joke).

WonderCorn 2012 PT. 2!

Looks like vertical pictures can post again! Had a problem last post. Get ready for a lot of vertical pics! This kid is making the exact same face I make when I busts ghosts.

Really nice Archangel!

This is important.

Good art!

Full Captain EO! Bask in the glory of excellent cosplay!

I wish this guy starred in the Green Lantern movie!

This is the best Green Goblin I've seen to date!

Hipster Link! (as he calls it). This may be Anaheim's version of a hipster, but he'd be laughed out of Hipster College in San Francisco. After all, he's lacking the HILARIOUS ironic mustache. Fuck hipsters. (but not Hipster Link, I really like this guy).

When Captain America raised his fluffy shield...

Speaking of rad kids in cosplay!

I want this hairstyle! But first, I need some hair...

Remember that comic where Dr. Doom had a kid?!

I really should have bought this tie! I want to get interviews, wear the tie to the interview, just to look at the look on the person's face. Why didn't I buy it?! If only there was a way you could buy stuff with computers or something!

This was not for sale.

Here's a super group waiting to happen!

Later that night, in the bar. Captain James T. Kirk was watching copious amounts of porn on his space laptop.

Then an old friend dropped by to see if he needed a "hand."

Afterwards, Pee Wee danced.

And Kirk was exhausted.

This was a really good Sandman! I asked him if kids knew who he was, he said "Not many."

This was a smokin hot evil Super Girl! I've seen a few evil Super Girls, but none as good as this!

Ultra-rare Dr. Who cosplayer! I almost never see Sylvester McCoy Dr. Whos. And that was his favorite Dr! That's almost has unheard of as someone saying they like Peter Davidson!

And that is pretty much WonderCorn!

I'm going to Seattle! Hopefully I'll be able to post up some pics of rainy day mopers.