Whelp, it's that magical time of year again—Corn season! And usually the first Corn of the year is WonderCorn! This year it was in Anaheim! Which is like a giant Fremont, but less cool. Note: TypePad has gone full retardo, and I can't post vertical pics without them turning sideways for some reason. Therefore, all pics in this blog will be horizontal. Until they fix this shit.
Female T. Hawk! With bird! Most people probably like her, but I'm all bird on this one! I want to see a female Dhalsim. Bad. And Blanka. And E. Honda. And Rufus. Not Rufus.
Good Bane! Almost as buff as I am! He was later seen holding a sign that said "Free Shrugs," then he was shrugging over and over. Nerd humor.
This is A LOT cooler if you live in the Bay Area. Iron Man 49er! Wolverine Giants fan! A really good Bishop, and CoD man?
This is one of my 3,928,902 Nerd fantasies. It always ends in squirts.
As with most cons, I buy a wacky figure and take pictures of it. This con was Pee Wee Herman. He is the biggest comedic influence on my life. And my sex life.
Pee Wee had an accident at the porno theater. Again.
Then he really got in trouble :(
Steampunk Banana! Not the biggest fan of steampunk, but the biggest fan of bananas. Good work, here.
Pee Wee and Pee Wee. I used to own them both in high school. My nickname was "Pee Wee" because I loved him so much, not because of my dick.
Later that night, two hot chicks were in my bed.
Meanwhile, in Pee Wee's PlaywithhimselfHouse
Afterwards...
Chillin' on my glasses.
Captain Fucking EO!!!!!!!! (there's a vertical pic of his whole outfit, but I can"t post it now, due to technical difficulties). Anyways, Captain Fucking EO!!!!!
The one thing Anaheim is good for is Disneyland! And when this bus drove by I started taking pictures fast! He actually pulled over in front of me, and I thought he was doing it so I could take photos, but he was snorting crank. Still, I LOVE THIS MOVIE. Look at this dildo, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say it's about 3 feet? Wouldn't you say I'm the girl who have every ding-dong? You want butt plugs, I've got plenty. I've got anal beads galore...you want ball gags? I've got twenty! But who cares...I wanna be a whore....!!!
Seen a lot of Jokers, haven't seen too many with a rubber chicken.
And another good Joker!
This lady calls herself "The Button Lady," and I can see why. RAMBLING ROD.
This was an EPIC Green Goblin! I wish I could show you his full outfit. But TypePad is retardo! :*(
I don't know what the fuck this guy was, but I think he was part of the gay comic group. The cameraman's look is priceless.
Scary black Green Lantern! Cool, but scary. Those eyes! Actually, reminds me a bit of Omega Man.
Staypuff Mom, Ghostbuster Kid!
There was an amazing classic Star Trek chick, I can show you because it's vertical, but she had astonishing hair. I put Pee Wee on her tribble, then said in my best Pee Wee voice, "Mmm...Tribbly!"
Little girl in an R2 Unit.
As usual with each con, there's one shot that captures the essence of the con perfectly. This is the shot.
Meanwhile, back at our hotel, someone got shitfaced and tried to paint road signs.
I don't know if you've ever tried to forage for food in Anahiem, but it ain't easy. Restaurant's are either totally incompetent, or closed at weird hours. So we walked like an hour to find "Tiffy's." Which was amazing for Anaheim. And Pee Wee got a new hairdoo!
Speaking of Tiffy's, this is a classy way to show how much your beer costs.
As much as I and everyone else with a brain fucking hates Jar Jar Binks, this picture made me feel good. Yousa giva deese message to da mastah? Heesa oura onlee hoopah? Swaneee River.
Awsome Speller.
I've come across a lot of cosplay couples in my 15 years of con-going, but these two had it down.
I can't help but think this Freddy Spitball toy looked like a human testicle. I should have bought it.
These aren't real.
Everybloody loves Pee Wee.
There's a lot more too this, but I can't show you right now.
Afterwards, Captain Kirk is...exhausted...from...all that sex...and space.................porn!
Mr. and Mrs. Deadpool. For those of you who like this sort of thing.
AAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!! Zombie-ee!
I won't lie, when I see an epic cosplayer, I'll ask them to do the shit their character is famous for. This is a spot on Thelma looking for her glasses, upon my request.
Viking pillaging an ice cream cone.
FUCKING EPIC OLD SCHOOL KLINGON!
I tried to ask him about the different kinds of Klingons (bone heads versus non-bone heads), and this mofo would not break character! Kapla! He also had epic Klingon space pants. I want these.
Super hero/villain kids always crack me up!
Superhero families temporarily restore my faith in humanity. Look at these guys!
And that is WonderCon 2012 in a nutty shell. Would have even been cooler if I could have posted vertical pics, but what eves. The next blarg will be really long!
Love ya!
