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SKY MALL! Free Copy--Draw Dicks On It!

I love me some Sky Mall. And with a couple of sharpies and few good friends, you can have a pretty fun night with one.This first one is by Amanda. She's an amazing artist and crafty person. Here's her tasteful DIY crafy art blog Enchanted Revolution!

She started this whole thing off!

Super cute!

Take a closer look at this one of a kind artwork.

We watched an episode of Cops earlier and there was a glue-sniffin' hick who lived in a shed. He killed himself shortly after the episode was filmed. I wondered if this might look like his "to-do" list that day.

Number one is Penile Awakening Technology.

Litter Robot Bubble Unit

Genuine Turkish Bathrobe - - Perfect for Snakemen!

I wish I had a Strollercycle when I was kid!

I mainly draw dicks on stuff, but Amanda has a real knack for seeing the true shape in things.

SkyMall Customer Favorite.

R2-DICK2

We collaborated on this piece.

This looks relaxing.

Perfect shirt for happy Snakemen!

Even in times of danger, you can make new friends.

Now in white and black, too!

Kind of a similar theme in both.

I have the Gold-tone.

Another team effort. I thin even Amanda's mom got in on some of this. The drawing I mean.

Bigfoot, The Bashful Yeti.

An Alligaytor.

Protect yourself against sexually aggresive dogs with Dog-Off.

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Sniff glue! Kill self!

Pretty proud of this one. Ball-Dalek!

This is the perfect gift.

Another collaborative effort.

More teamwork.

Sometimes two minds can work as one.

This page is more subtle.

Some of these draw themselves!

The bag in the upper right kills me everytime.

Pure Amanda.

Sniff glue! Kill self!

These are not modified.

The Bashful Yeti's pullin' it from both ends!

Stinky the slinky!

Amanda again. She's on a higher level as an artist than me.

Reminds me of my youth!

We can only find one Mad watch!

It was getting late in the night...

And the last one! Amanda's Mom confirmed what I've always suspected--Africa's a dick.

 

Balls Deep: A Personal Journey.

My friend Robert. R is obsessed with genitals. Everybody's genitals. And so this book was born--a book about balls. All kinds of balls. Balls with balls on balls for balls about balls and balls, balls, balls. Anyway, for his going away farty, we drew this book for him. About balls.

 

Balls Deep: A Personal Journey. Prepare your chin.

Balls: the final frontier... (R.R.)

 

Dick Knose.

Off into the Ball-set.(R.R.)

Ballencing act. (R.R.)

Ball-Bells. I like his chin. (R.R.)

This is pretty bonkers. A friend named "T.K.O" drew this. It's a guy shooting his balls out and hitting another guy in the back of the head, knocking his eyes out of his head. He drew this on his own. Impressive.

Ballipop! (R.R.)

I think this is Atari. Cocktis! Ballsun! Penis. And more stuff!

Corn Nuts! (Momo's Brother)

Exxon Ball-deese!(sperm whale)

 

Ball-eyed!

Ball-erina! I don't know why, but this image really creeps me out. Dunno why.

Ball-tease Falcon.

Ball-istic Missiles. Or flying ball castles. You decide. (M.K.)

Ball & Cup (R.R.)

This is from my roomie's main squeeze. Her art is hard to argue with.

Ballrag! Where's my fight mooneeeeyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

This was drawn by one of my favorite artists in the world. He's a genius. If you can't tell who it is, you need to learn more about art.

Ball Wonder!

This is one of the best artists of the book. A genius mixture of R.R. and balls. And Golgo.

Meanwhile, Katamanci Ballflibberblapper

Ball-t Liquor!    

    Street Balls!

Ballng. Only a Japanese person could modify the English language like this. Ballong.

Beyond the Valley of the Balls. (M.L.)

Ball-lympics!

I'm pretty sure this is the crackling energy between my dick and every woman's vagina. They can feel it. They just don't know. Yet.

Well, I think this is Olive Oil eating a giant pair of black dude's balls. And Poopeye.

The Great Ball of China! (M.L.)

OBallma. That great presidental damn!

I'll bring your more balls in the next few balls. Balls. There's like 300 more balls pics coming your way!

How to Annoy the Fuck Out of Someone...

From the masterpiece, The Italian Connection.

 

 

This movie made an impression on me. It's everything great about Italian cinema in the 70s. It's violent, sleazy, outrageous, has outlandish arm gestures, and Henry Silva. Oh, and the story's not half bad either! It's streaming on Netflix. WATCH IT NOW!