Here's some more shit I got from the 1-3 dollar bins at Comic-Cons!
This ad kills me! Is he actually Big Frankie? Seems kind of like small Frankie to me with a guy from Happy Days. Is that his kid? Did his wife give birth to a monster? Anyway, it's CUTE! And he's the friendliest monster in town! Make a friend!
There's so many ads that lie to you in comic books! Sea Monkeys are fucked up shrimp! Six foot monsters are made of paper - so one can only assume this is jive... then I found him! An actual Big Frankie at some super cool chick's booth - here now is some "real shit!" I really want him.
Now onto other comics! I wont lie, I love Black Hawk. (say that out loud three times in a row) Anyway, beyond the name, they certainly came up with some wacky ass shit in their day! Great cross hatching on the enlarged head!
Super Boy and Super Space Moby Dick! Apparently at some point Lightning Lad got his arm totally fucked up by Space Moby Dick and he's pissed! He actually gets his ass kicked by Space Moby Dick a few times inside, but I don't have the space to show ya! Great cover!
This just crackles me up! Some kid took it upon himself to draw a five o'clock shadow on Thor! LOL!
And you don't see many ads like this these days--Supes pimping an amusement park! Palisades! You can get in free! Worth 80 cents! Plus you can get on the free ride the "Crazy Crystals" I rode that for a few years me-self! It's amazing!
I can not tell a lie. I've read a lot of Jack Kirby comics and I have absolutely seen my share of totally crazy shit - but even for J.K. the King of Comics this is pretty wacky! Look at this perspective!
And I'm sorry comic book fans! I know you've seen this before, but I never get sick of it -- I will go on record saying -- This is the best comic book ad ever! Yeah, it's real. Long live the Count! Apparently he beat the masters of JUDO, BOXING, WRESTLING, KUNG-FU, KARATE and AKIDO in a fucking DEATH MATCH! So essentially -- he killed them all! I don't doubt it for a second.
And back to "Black Cock!" This is my favorite cover at Comic-Con 2009! The word balloon says it all! "Huh, Cave-men on jet-powered skis, firing heat-ray weapons that can melt stone!" Yeah, you don't really see that everyday, do ya!
And as I was drinking at the Airport after my C.C. 2009 experience was coming to an end I was so inspired to draw this award winning comic book cover!
Next up - more amazing cosplay from the show! Like this -- Future Serial Killer Man! I love his guilty sweaty forehead and the fact that he's wearing his glasses over his serial killer mask. <3!
someday, one of these cosplayers if going to stumble upon your site and realize you're making fun of them. I just hope it's not future serial killer man. you should buy big frankie and he can protect you.
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Posted by: Daniel | September 05, 2009 at 06:28 AM