I realize I wrote this hella fast and there's no frame for reference! Solly! Every year my friends and I get super drunk and raid the Halloween super store! We usually get their right before closing (not on purpose) and run amok scaring the employees and patrons!
This year was a doozy! If you hold me in high regards do not read this post!
Anyway, here we go! First stop, fueling up at that great Japanese bar and houf brau - Lefty O'douls!Or as they like to call it - O'doul's-san. Ha! You thought I was gonna say "Refty!" (you're lacist!)
I always drink here before scaring people in halloween stores, mainly because I have a thing for full sized Marilyn Monroe statues. It just adds a touch of class to any bar. Nice Butt! lol
Now, after 10 million drinks, off to the store! On the way, this guy swooped down and started tickling my friend Son of Robert! He just loves being tickled! Look at his face!
Yay! At the store! 30 miniutes before closing! Super drunklez!
I don't know what's scarier, his head coming off or my spooky drunk laugh!
(sorry, tried to post video here but failed, I am techno-tard!)
I'm a weird guy. When I see a half rotted zombie on the ground...
I gotta fuck it! I mean look at at that hot zombie butt!
These are some freaky fukkin masks, yo. I swear some masks are just made for bank robbing!
I don't know about anybody else, when I think of Larry I touch myself...
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Then we got attacked by a drunk Japanese homeless man!
For some reason, at this point we started getting strange looks from the super store staff... dunno y
I want to put this on a shirt!
I used to know a girl like this...
A chicken and her coffee... I don't know why this is cute, it just is.
Finally! The mystery of what's inside Oscar the Grouch has been solved! It's a frowny white guy!
If you get married, make sure she's latex! And a zombie!
This shit is funny! Oscar winner, Sir Anthony Hopkins in his most emotional role yet!
Mask-flapping, motion controlled, to scale! I hopes he got paid for this shit!
Only watch this if you can stand the TERROR!
Oh, instant Geek, this looks easy enough...
Until you read the instructions! Christ, it's some teeth, glasses and a mole! WTF!
And here is the finale of the Halloween Stupid Store! I'd like to make a witty remark, but uhhh... yeah... let's just say, these two skulls looked hungry!
And from here it got worse! I decided to go Clubbing!
With a good friend of mine!
Yeah, I was like the only person dressed up in the club... let's just say, I scared a "couple" people...
Then I found a beer in the urinal.... so I filled it up!
Got home safe and sound! Well, not exactly sound...
And here is the scariest thing that happened that night! Singing "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe with a crack-head from Sacramento! Now he's a crack head... what's my excuse!
This shit really is scary!