Ney ho mah! Ney ho mah! That means, "What's up, money?" in Cantonese. Anyway, I been goin' on about this trip for weeks! This will be the last blarg on the subject. No lying
We went to a real meat hole in the wall. It was amazing. BBQ pork there is on a whole different level. And the "chop-master" who chops up the stuff hanging in the window, had a real technique. Succulent!
This is what the streets of Monkok look like. I'm not sure we were actually at Monkok, or that's even how it's spelled, but it looked cool.
And Hong Kong'ers or "Hong-kies" as they're sometimes known are just as serious about their Street Fighter as the Japanese. These muthafuckas were for real! There were even some King of Fighters!
And this is more or less the classic Hong Kong street at night. As seen in a million movies from the 70's, 80's and 90's.
The next day at a super spicy Hot Pot, I continued my quest to make the perfect face out of food.
Now I must tell you the next photo is quite disgusting. It's my foot with a giant blister I got on the trip. Now, I am famous for my super long toes, especially my big toe. But the angle here is totally exaggerating the size of my toes. It is not actually not this gross.I swear. Don't loooooook!!!
Hong Kongers don't care too much about most social issues, but they do care about money. Like for real. So there were a lot of signs like this coming down hard on shitty banks like Citi Bank.
Later that day at the San Francisco Club... It was actually a pretty sleazy dancer/hooker club. This whole neighborhood was shitty. An ex-pat hood of the worst possible kind.
Here's the roof of a famous mall area. I can't remember Chinese names!
Here's that famous scene from Game of Baby, where Bruce Lee took on a giant baby and was soundly defeated. My friend Joelie's baby was super-obsessed with the Bruce Lee doll. Almost as much as me!
If yar familiar with Chinese culture you'll recognize this toothpaste real fast. It's called "Darlie." It used to be called "Darkie," but even China realized that's hella racist.
How Bruce would have chose to die.
Then we took the "crystal flying boat" to a Buddhist tourist village! It was hella high in the sky, with a see through floor! Really beautiful and kinda scary!
I took one of the artsiest fartsiest pictures I've ever taken, quite by accident!
Once we landed, and got past the touristy stuff, there was a really cool giant Buddha statue!
I mean really cool.
Despite it's tourist-ness, the sculptures were an eyefull to be sure.
Buddha bless you. you.
Ahhhh! I shoulda took hella more pics of the night market, but I was pretty beat up. So this is it.
And that was, more or less, the end of China!
Next up--my half day in Seoul! With 1.2 hours of sleep! Hella grumpy! Burnt out!
Actually, I was back in America here. That's my crappy comforter underneath this epic Osama Bin Laden notebook I got at the Hong Kong night market! Just what my roomate asked for! In any case, I'll post the Korean stuff next week! Flappy Spanksgivings!
