Every year a few friends and I get together and draw themed Christmas cards for fun. This year, not that many people showed up, but we still got a few decent ones. And here they are.
The first theme was "Bill Cosby Christmas." I was pretty drunk when I showed up, so I don't really know what the heck I was thinking when I drew this Bill Cosby rape shrimp thing.
My friend was totally sober when he drew this.
This was clearly the winner of the three.
This theme was "Charlie Brown's Last Christmas." I thought the only time Charlie Brown would really be happy was when he was blowing his brains out.
This one is kinda cute and depressing. Like the show.
I think this one is the best. And most depressing, which fits for Charlie.
I think this is theme is "Drunk Snowman"
Not quite sure what's happening here.
This one is pretty obvious.
Not sure of the theme here, I think it was "What your dog shit out after Christmas."
The winner of the bunch. Haha, the dog ate and shit out an entire train!
I believe this is a "George Lucas Christmas." LOL
This is my super drunk entry. I think those are supposed to be Jar Jar eyes. I dunno.
The theme here was "Michael Jackson's Last Christmas."
This one was a clear winner.
This is "Why Santa Got Arrested." This isn't actually illegal unless you do it ion public, then you can get arrested. I found that out the hard way.
This theme was "Elf I'd Like to Fuck." Sort of like "MILF," but "EILF" My entry, kinda obvious.
A more normal entry.
Another entry. I do like the attempt at writing Elvish.
And this is obviously the winner. I think the body is actually a vagina.
My entry. I spent a lot of time on this one, I wanted it to be just right.
This was "Candy Cane Pimp." I think a pimp might actually wear a candy cane outfit. Probably look pretty cool.
I wish they made candy canes with tits. Id' buy more.
This is the best drawn one, I think.
But this is my favorite. Especially the sword!
Merry Christmas, y'all!