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Michael Jackson (and Stoner Bill) Tribute!

Yes, only 5 days late or something. Or in Internet time, 5 years! Anyway, I'll keep it short and simple. I like everybody else on planet earth loved Michael Jackson! I loved all of him! The little kid in the J5, the zombie in Thriller, and the baby shaking madman -- it's all good! I love nuts! And nobody, but nobody went off the deep end like he did! So here are some great pictures of the king of pop in rememberance. Please enjoy them as it took me like 10 minutes to find these on the Intertrons!(and stick around for a humorous story involving a stoner, a jacket and a hard lesson!)

Michael, I love you!

Looking cool! There's lots of crazies and they all have their own fashion, but only Michael could look totally insane and badass at the same time!

Keeping it real in the Middle East! The Holy Koran states all pop stars must be covered from head to foot at all times, lest their shiny gloves tempt little children!

Jackson in jail! I do believe this may be a shop...lol

Not all men look good in a beard, but MJ look good in anything!

Not all men look good in a wheelchair, pajamas, sunglasses, a hat and a mask, but MJ...

Super classic! Funnier with the nose falling off animation, but out of respect I wont do that...

Say what you want to say about Michael, but few cared more for the children of the world than he.

Another cool outfit! The dude is light years ahead of the world of fashion.

Those damn Internet funny guys!

Ask anyone in the Jackson family, Michael was known for his joking around. He really threw the world for a loop with this one.

Hard to beat the mugshot. Nick Nolte's is good, but M has the "what, me?" totally down!

TMZ released these pictures of Michael today of him being "normal."

Here we were hanging out last year!

And now, at long last the story of Stoner Bill and the jacket. I grew up in a trailer park in White City, Oregon (yes, that's the real name, it's actually named after a Native American named Chief White). Anywhoots, my step-brother at the time was named "Little Bill" or "Stoner Bill." He was a bonefied white trash badass. He had feathered hair, a pierced ear, tattoos, sold and did drugs, listened to super loud heavy metal and dated a stripper. Oh, he would also beat the shit out of you if he didn't like you -- and he was still in highschool! He ruled our trailer park and everyone was either terrified of him or revered him.

One night he came in my room super stoned and drunk while I was asleep. I woke up and was talking to him and noticed he was wearing the red Michael Jackson jacket! The one with a zillion zippers!

I was really groggy, but I remember telling him how cool it was. He left to go smoke a joint and I fell asleep. When I woke up, I thought it was a dream or something... but on the foot of my bed was...

THE RED MICHAEL JACKSON JACKET!

I couldn't believe it! I was so happy! I wore it to school the next day and people teased the fuck out of me. It was not cool in Eagle Point junior high school where I went. Maybe if I was a cool kid it might have worked, but everywhere I went kids would ask me if I liked to "Beat it" and wouldn't stop zipping all the damn zippers. I wore it anyway. But, alas it was cheaply made and couldn't withstand the abuse of a rowdy 12 year old and fell apart. But to this day I will never forget Stoner Bill the King of the Trailer Park and his kindness. Thank you, Bill from the bottom of my heart.

Here's what he looked like.

Whelp, that's it! Goodbye Michael Jackson, R.I.P. 

Oh, and to all those kids in Eagle Point Junior High... yes, I do like to beat it.

E3!!!!!!!!!

Well, it's actually not worth 9 exclamation marks, but wut the fakk! This year was really fun! Everybody was so bummed my last years pathetic excuse for an E3 (4,500 peeps!) that when they decided to bring it back it was like millions of nerds were crying out in joy at once! Usually everybody's jaded, cynical, and kind of in a "god, not this shit again" mood, but this year, for the most part, smiles all around! Anywhoots, here's the shit worth "reporting!"

For starters, the most badass car in L.A. that weekend! Of course it would have been a little more badass if this car was not in the Comfort Inn, but still, gotta give the homie cred!

And viola! Here we are! I can't read the sign, but I think it says "The Pity Station"

And we finally made it inside and found a boothbabe!

Not bad so far... then we saw this game!

Well, I suppose we need a couple of exterior shots to give you and idea of what the show actually looks like! Here ya go!

Whoops! Naw, serious here's what the show looks like! Get ready for exciting booth pictures!

Ha! This time for realz!

The PityStation booth!

Douche bags in space chairs! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

Now back to the show! So much delicious food available!

Another delicious boothbabe!

More shit from the floor!

Sad puppy trying to eat a corn dog!

Sad nerd trying to be funny.

Now for one of the best games in the show "Where's Dildo!"

RWWWOOOORRRR!!!!

And now here's a fat guy making a T-Shirt. You wont get this kind of E-3 coverage anywhere!

And that's more or less E3! Kinda lame, kinda fun, super tiring and boobs.

boobs.

SEE  YA NEXT YEAR!

A bunch of shit!

First! Cute cats at Ian's BBQ!

And another cute cat! This guy cracks me up!

Drunk baby!

I was drunk in a bar and drawing on oranges!

Went to a rock show!

I bought this for my squirrel friend. It's really cute and kinda creepy!  

From Bunnies to L.A.! The kooky Jetson's restaurant that I thought was the control tower. lol.

Our wonderful hotel with LOW BUSNR   AT E  also with FREE   X    BREAKFAST!

 I love L.A.! The decay, the trash, the overgrown lots, it's beautiful!

Found a cool statue!

Meanwhile, at the Elf Liquor Market!

You can find all the Elf favorites! Patron! Vodka! Corona!

This was on the window. Only in L.A.! Don't shoot! Celebrate the Holidays Safely!

This picture sums up L.A. perfectly! Spicy store! Let's take a closer look!

Elvira's selling Spicy Shoes!

Spicy cuts!

I love this city!

Next up, the sites the sounds, the boobies of E3!!!!!! I was dere!

MY INTERTRONZ NOT WORK!

The galdern mutherflappin' ducksuckin' fudgetards at ATT can't do anything right! They flapped up our INTERTRONZ and now I can't blog! Except from work where I can get fired. The NET will be back up and running next weekend! Sorry! For now, enjoy this!

Be back next week! Fo sho!

 

Bay to Breakers Old Man Butt Gallery! (and other things!)

I went to bay to breakers! For like 20 minutes! Bay to Breakers is a "crazy" marathon in San Francisco where college kids get drunk at 8:30 in the morning and barf on themselves at 10:00 and old groody men run around nude! Here are some "delicious" old man butts that I'd like to share with you! Yes, you are that lucky! So old man butt gallery, here we go!

Ha-ha! Fooled you! This is actually some tofu pasta I cooked with a really cute spoon I bought in Japan! Thank you, Tokyo Hands! Now onto the old man butts!

Wait! I lied again! You'll fall for anything! This is a promiscus monkey finger puppet I bought. I had to post it! Look at that fucking nose! <3!

Now for real - OLD MAN BUTTS! I wish you could have seen his front! Alass, I'm too slow on the camera! His weenie looked like a belly-button! When I'm old and walk the Bay to Breakers, I'm gonna hang a rock from my dick to make sure it always looks big. That's my plan.

The best part about this picture is (as pointed out by my friend M-chan) Popeyes in the background! Now don't that make you wanna chow down on some spicy chicken butt and jumbalaya?

More butts! More butts! So small! So wrinkley! Is this my future?

And our Buttlock marathon continues with two "back" to "back" episodes!

Hello, Hunnybunns! I <3 Butt-Chub!

Are you sick of old man butts? OMG! Me neither!

And we'll leave you with this amazing picture taken from the hubble telescope of several moons orbiting the planet Popeyes. The scarred pocked-marked moon's surface can be seen perfectly! All those dimples and craters were caused by Ass-troids impacting on the surface!

And then we went to the liquour store and found these beautiful brown bananas!

From there it was off to Tiburon for a hot day in the sun with our friend Bendy Chief! Look how red he got in just a few hours of sun!

Tiburon is full of shops with really gaudy old lady/old gay guy stuff like this! Why would you buy this?!!

Now this I can understand! I would totally buy this if I had the clams.

I bought 7 of these.

Chief needed a drink!

This is bascially Tiburon in one picture.

And at the end of the day after wearing no sunblock in 90 degree tempature, I looked like this!

 

KERMIT THE CUTE MOTHERFUCKING FROG!

RIBBITZ! I went camping on a wet soggy night in Buttano which is between Man Francisco and Santa Cruz. And I brought one very special frog with me. Kermie. The pig-fucker. I'll tell ya, camping pictures are ok, but when you throw one super fucking cute frog in the mix - IT'S AMAZING!

Here we go! (if you hate cute - sign off!) Kermie checking out the directions so we don't get lost!

Then a cute dog walked by who really hated frogs! This little guy really did not like Kermit! One bit!

On the way to Butano!

We stopped off to get some foodz and found this pretty flower...

Finally -- nature! Campground! He's a treefrog!

Then he got drunk and fell in the beer holder!

Then he got really drunka and fell in on the fucking grill! Maniac frog!

The next day sobered up and went on a nature hike. Banana slugs were everywhere! So gross!

Not a frog! My roomate is really fucking strong!

He's a cutie!

Son of Robert made a friend!

This is one of my faves. Seriously. It's kinda perfect.

Pretty hard to beat this one too! It's a bit much and I don't blame you for not wanting to carry on, but I'll be gal derned if this aint one super fucking cute ass frog!

Technically speaking, this may be the very best pic. Click on it! You can enlarge and it makes a really really really really cute desktop. It's me desktop right now!

Almost done! I'll tell ya, sometimes if you just bring the right plushy somewhere you can bust out some really fucking amazing pics. It's magic! After the jump, the secret of Kermie!

My mate, Julie is a fucking expert at the UFO machines! (the claw thing where I always lose money and can't grab a stuffed animal to save my life). Jules not only caught one but... she caught 5 FUCKING FROGS on one try! WTF x WTF! It's impossible! But I was there and I got a free frog for my trouble. Seriously, she's a pro. And thanks for hanging with senior froggy!

Lates!

I Can't Remember Shit!

So I do the only logical thing - draw pictures on my hand! To be exact, the left hand, inbetween the thumb and pointing finger. Why this hand? I often look at it, because it's the hand I use for... uhhhh...  really important things!So here is a gallery of the last year or so's hand reminder pictures!

I wish I could remember what this is for... I think it may be linked to something Japanese...

This I remember! Something to do with socks!

I have no idea what this is supposed to remind of... total mystery!

This was to remind to blog! Bee + Log = BLOG!

No idea! It was supposed to remind of something, but it's lost to me now. I'm sensing a pattern...

This one's easy - don't forget the champagne! Apparently Some of these are literal and some are not!

This one's simple! And kinda gross! Get Ipod and asthma medication!

This one don't make no sense at all -- charge my phone! The line on his teeth means charge. Most of these were drawn in like 5 seconds so they're not that good.

I think this is to remind myself to bring my friends comics back.

This one's cute! Remember to pick up my asthma medication! I've actually got it on now!

This is my favorite! To remind myself to do laundry! So my dirty underwear don't stink!

I could write on my hand instead of draw, but then I'd look like a CRAZY PERSON! For all of you who've been wanting to get a really up close and personal look at the dry alligator-like skin of my hand - BOOM! Enjoy!

They're dropping like flies!

Or more like, really old ladies! But still, none the less, my girls are going! When they're gone, I'll have no more TV friends! Where will I get my enormous shoulder pad fix? Oversexed senior citizens are the highest form of comedy, at least that's what the greeks believed! My love for them knows no bounds. Dorothy Spornac, you sardonic old comedy genius -- one look from you was the perfect punctuation to every one liner rattled off in that factory of laughs. Now girls -- no more dying! Seriously!



R.I.P. Bea Arthur, I will miss you!

And now, here's something you should never watch! Bea Arthur in the Star War's Christmas Special!
She's the bartender of the Mos Isely Cantina! It's 10 minutes of sheer terror! Walrus man dances! Hammer Head gets shitfaced, or shit-headed! Harvey Korman's shows up and isn't remotely funny! Devil man pulls a gun! And to top off all the terror -- Bea Arthur sings!

Black Kids!

I go to like one concert a year and this year's event was the Black Kids with Mates of States! Black kids were good, but they're not the best live. They seemed a little tired or something, maybe cuz it was a Monday or they were really stoned. It was 4/20!

They're a really cute band, though. So young! He had super skinny indie pants on and two hot chubby chix on the synths!

I got drunks and took some stony pics!

Then a girl-gone-wild-girl showed up and boobies started flying all over!

This was the bartender at the Independent. A nice guy! He said he was a sailor and I believe him.

I have no idea what I'm doing here. But I think alcohol may have been involved!

My friend's genius beer holding skirt! I'm going to start wearing skirts like this!

Then Mates of States came on! Woot! They're not nearly as creepy as their album covers make them out to be. I thought they'd be blowing kisses and copulating on stage but they were total pros. They played really fucking good. Super tight!

And then I was drunk! Next stop -- liquor store for food! The current corner liquor store owner is my favorite liquor store owner ever! (and I've known a few!) The nice thing about liquor store owners is they don't judge you. I like that. Anyway, he's a hoot and last night showed my his weapon of choice for knuckleheads who give him grief! One time he gave me the craziest banana! It was huge!

Here's what I bought! If this ain't drunk late night lickah sto food, I dunno know what is!

BIG AZ BURGER IN MY MOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHH!!!!!

On a side-note, I finally found a good use for my Balrog action figure's alternate head!

Here's who I'm hoping to see in concert next!

10,000 BANANAS!!!!! [UPDATERED!]

Unbelievably enough, 10,000 idiots have looked at this here blog! What started as a wacky experiment to dump some Comic-con photos has blossomed into a full-on obsession! It's a lot of work, but the banana compels me! So here is the 10,000 hit smellebration as promised!

Many banana-artists made up some good nanner-art! Here it is!

This is from my friend F-Dell, I told her to draw something dirty and I'm not disappointed!

 And that was only the beginning! From my good friend Jelly Bean! You can find her non-bananer art right here - http://juliebehn.com/

This is from my friend Bananako! Special guest star - Taisho!

This is a sexy shojo-nanner! From Bananashige!

This is my fantasy. (from Bananako)

This is from my homeboy - Portersaid! Here's the genius flavor text that went with it!

We first became acquainted with the man and his work when he entered the Case Closed/RaiderNation chat-room at O-Scene (see avatar above) where he wowed J-poppers with his naughty brand of schtik and dish. Once directed to Brown that Banana, our lives would never be the same. Just like his idol, Jimmy Kudo, Dr. Brown stays on his grind and stays true to the game. So here's a bit of advice:  Don't let the game change you, mang, and O-Scene will be there for the 100k celebration!

LOL - his mind boggling blarg is right here - metaphysicalnightcap (it's not the most recent post, but it's one of my faves!)

This little stinker comes from my homeboy Goody Finger! I really am a messy baby - there's not doubt!
His blarg can be found here -- http://goodyfinch.livejournal.com/

This is from Slamm Dunk! That brain blasting comic from the demon genius J-Lustro! You can read his award-winning blog about his award-winning life here! thejosephlusterreport and for more adventures of the basketball/superhero legend Slamm go here! SLAMM here's my favorite one! FAV_SLAMM

And the hits just keep coming! This is from a badd ass Tokyo Baddy! Good bannana-drawer!

This terrifying masterpiece is from my good friend Gayson! Also known as the man with the fuckin' hat! His new project can be found here, I've read it and I'll heartily recommend it to anyone! This is some real shit! http://www.kingofrpgs.com/

From MINTY - my nutbuddy! - Here comix are here http://www.pscomics.com/

And from Deany-weenie-the-beanie-machiee! Here's his site - http://deano.com/ Found on the ground on the mean streets of Shibuya!

And now without futher ado-do I'll tell you where the name "Brown that Banana" comes from! It's from famous sleep talker Dion McGregor. He was a queenie guy who lived in New York and talked out his dreams! His dreams were really crazy. Sometimes sexual, sometimes involved animals and almost always ended in terror.

Here's his myspace page which has info and some of his other dreams for your listening pleasure! They become funnier and funnier the more you listen so give them a chance! DionMcGregorSpace

Now, here's the MP3! Food and What to Do With It! And to wrap things up, here's a video of a girl peeling a banana with her feet! Enjoy and thanks for reading this blarg! See you at 100,000! Daddy loves ya!