I like to go drunk book shopping and on one trip I found this amazing book called Basic Tennis. It's a book that shows you the tennis basics with a naked lady. Text on the cover says it all. The book "strips the game down" and shows you with "action photos."
Like she's srsly nakeds.
She does have her shoes, so she technically meets this requirement.
The Grip is important when looking at naked ladies.
I like that two guys are watching her like it's totally normal.
"have your partner toss balls at you, slowly at first."
This requires agility, timing and nudity.
She has a realistic butt. Not like the TV butts you see nowadays.
Dress becomingly, but don't be so spetacular you disconcert your partner as well as opponents.
And whatever you do--DON'T PLAY YOUR BEST AGAINST MEN. They hate to lose.
Onlookers should refrain from disturbing players. Like climbing a fence because you saw a naked lady is not acceptable.
Lace ruffles can add appeal to your outfit. I think the book is having a bit of fun with us here.
And that's Basic Tennis! The book actually does teach you basic tennis. There's tons more tips I didn't include. I think all teaching should be done with a naked lady as an example. I think more people would pay attention.